My name is David. 25. Live in New Jersey. This is most of the things that I like and I usually try to keep it SFW. I love music. I'm pretty friendly I guess. IG:CraftyMantis
Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.
Why did he name his son that
Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Today’s Sunday.
you have to rb this on a sunday every time u see this on ur dash
Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.
WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD
I’m just gonna add this:
zkac:
okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema
UM
This has the feeling of trying to describe a dream to someone
Yo I have that same skull mug. Also… Alright, sure. Just do that in a store. Ikea?
Joker: *kills 3 people in cold blood*
Joker two minutes later:
My brother just sent me this (I think on Twitter???) and I-
FUCK when i reblogged this i didnt even think about weed i was genuinely amazed by this tiny ceramic
